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<!--Generated by Squarespace Site Server v5.11.81 (http://www.squarespace.com/) on Sun, 27 May 2012 17:11:03 GMT--><rss xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/" xmlns:itunes="http://www.itunes.com/dtds/podcast-1.0.dtd" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><title>News</title><link>http://www.southfloridashomrim.com/news/</link><description></description><lastBuildDate>Wed, 25 Apr 2012 23:05:34 +0000</lastBuildDate><copyright></copyright><language>en-US</language><generator>Squarespace Site Server v5.11.81 (http://www.squarespace.com/)</generator><item><title>Rabbi's New Year's Message</title><dc:creator>Arik Levy</dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 27 Dec 2011 14:43:28 +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.southfloridashomrim.com/news/2011/12/27/rabbis-new-years-message.html</link><guid isPermaLink="false">657511:7663331:14340839</guid><description><![CDATA[<p>Hi all, please <a href="http://www.southfloridashomrim.com/storage/Rabbi's%20January%20Message.doc" target="_blank">click</a> here to view the Rabbi's New Year's Message. &nbsp;May it be a safe one for you...</p>]]></description><wfw:commentRss>http://www.southfloridashomrim.com/news/rss-comments-entry-14340839.xml</wfw:commentRss></item><item><title>Photos from the 2011 Dinner Dance posted</title><dc:creator>Arik Levy</dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 05 Dec 2011 14:32:32 +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.southfloridashomrim.com/news/2011/12/5/photos-from-the-2011-dinner-dance-posted.html</link><guid isPermaLink="false">657511:7663331:13981309</guid><description><![CDATA[<p>Stop by the <a href="http://www.southfloridashomrim.com/photos/">Photos</a> page to see the photos from this year's Dinner Dance. &nbsp;Fun time, great food, worthy cause...the Dinner Dance is always the highlight of the Shomrim year.</p>]]></description><wfw:commentRss>http://www.southfloridashomrim.com/news/rss-comments-entry-13981309.xml</wfw:commentRss></item><item><title>Rabbi's Monthly Message - November</title><dc:creator>Arik Levy</dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 26 Oct 2011 01:54:19 +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.southfloridashomrim.com/news/2011/10/25/rabbis-monthly-message-november.html</link><guid isPermaLink="false">657511:7663331:13466076</guid><description><![CDATA[<p>Click<a href="http://www.southfloridashomrim.com/storage/Rabbi's November Message.pdf"> here </a>to read the Rabbi's message for November.</p>]]></description><wfw:commentRss>http://www.southfloridashomrim.com/news/rss-comments-entry-13466076.xml</wfw:commentRss></item><item><title>Anti-Defamation League / Associate Regional Director Mr. Robert Tanen</title><dc:creator>Mike Bentolila</dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 23 Oct 2011 14:56:56 +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.southfloridashomrim.com/news/2011/10/23/anti-defamation-league-associate-regional-director-mr-robert.html</link><guid isPermaLink="false">657511:7663331:13427021</guid><description><![CDATA[<p><img class="iphone-image" src="http://www.southfloridashomrim.com/resource/iphone-20111023105656-1.jpg?fileId=14770338"/></p><p><img class="iphone-image" src="http://www.southfloridashomrim.com/resource/iphone-20111023105656-2.jpg?fileId=14770339"/></p><p>Mr. Robert Tanen from the ADL addressed the South Florida Shomrim Society regarding recent events that have taken place in the State of Florida that directly impact the Jewish community.</p><p></p>]]></description><wfw:commentRss>http://www.southfloridashomrim.com/news/rss-comments-entry-13427021.xml</wfw:commentRss></item><item><title>Rabbi's New Year's Message</title><dc:creator>Arik Levy</dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 11 Oct 2011 02:55:22 +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.southfloridashomrim.com/news/2011/10/10/rabbis-new-years-message.html</link><guid isPermaLink="false">657511:7663331:13152537</guid><description><![CDATA[<p class="p1" style="text-align: center;"><strong><span class="s1">The Lord will count with the script of the nations</span><span class="s2">(Psalm 87:6)</span></strong></p>
<p class="p3"><span class="s1">In the Hebrew numeric there is no digit parallel to zero. The letters of the Alphabet serve as numbers. In the secular writings zero is utilized very much. In this method a multiple series of zeros add up to nothing. A digit placed in front of them will equal millions.</span></p>
<p class="p3"><span class="s1">Prayer is a worship of the heart </span><span class="s3">(Taanis 2A). </span><span class="s1">We pray three times daily. With such frequency, there exists a risk of sometimes reciting a prayer by rote, uninspired and without proper concentration. What is the value of such heartless prayer? How can this failure be corrected?</span></p>
<p class="p3"><span class="s1">In the thirty ninth chapter of Tanya we are told that even though there might be an accumulation of uninspired prayers, one sincere supplication coming forth out of the depths of our heart and soul will raise all of the past prayers to this one&rsquo;s high level.</span></p>
<p class="p3"><span class="s1">Imagine a person who suffered severe financial losses and is given an opportunity to reverse his failures and convert them into immense profits. He would set everything aside and go on with an all-out effort&nbsp; to bring this about.</span></p>
<p class="p3"><span class="s1">Minchah of Erev Rosh Hashanah presents all of us with a precious opportunity to reflect back on our prayer worship of the past year. We will offer this Minchah with full devoted concentration and an outpouring from the depths of our hearts.&nbsp; We will be placing&nbsp; a &ldquo;1&rdquo; in front of all past zeros and convert them to millions. We will conclude the year with abundant merit and we will look ahead anticipating a blessed New Year.</span></p>
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<p class="p5" style="text-align: center;" dir="rtl"><span class="s1"><strong>תכלה שנה וקללותיה - תחל שנה וברכותיה</strong></span></p>
<p class="p6" style="text-align: center;"><span class="s1"><strong>The past year&rsquo;s curses will be eliminated</strong></span></p>
<p class="p6" style="text-align: center;"><span class="s1"><strong>The New Year will begin with all its blessings</strong></span></p>]]></description><wfw:commentRss>http://www.southfloridashomrim.com/news/rss-comments-entry-13152537.xml</wfw:commentRss></item><item><title>The Western Wall</title><dc:creator>David Lewis</dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 14 Aug 2011 14:57:26 +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.southfloridashomrim.com/news/2011/8/14/the-western-wall.html</link><guid isPermaLink="false">657511:7663331:12510200</guid><description><![CDATA[<p><span class="Apple"><strong><span style="color: black;">A female CNN journalist heard about a very old Jewish man who had been going to the <span class="yshortcuts">Western Wall</span> to pray, twice a day, every day, for a long, long time.&nbsp;</span></strong></span></p>
<p><strong><span style="color: black;">&nbsp;<br />So she went to check it out. She went to the Western Wall and there he was, walking slowly up to the holy site.<br />&nbsp;<br />She watched him pray and after about 45 minutes, when he turned to leave, using a cane and moving very slowly, she approached him for an interview. <br />&nbsp;<br />"Pardon me, sir, I'm Rebecca Smith from CNN. What's your name?" <br />&nbsp;<br />"Morris Feinberg," he replied. <br />&nbsp;<br />"Sir, how long have you been coming to the Western Wall and praying?" </span></strong></p>
<p><span style="color: black;"><br /></span><strong><span style="color: black;">"For about 60 years." <br />&nbsp;<br />"60 years! That's amazing! What do you pray for?" <br />&nbsp;<br />"I pray for peace between the Christians, Jews and the Muslims." <br />"I pray for all the wars and all the hatred to stop." <br />"I pray for all our children to grow up safely as responsible adults, and to love their fellow man." <br />&nbsp;<br />"How do you feel after doing this for 60 years?" <br />&nbsp;<br />"Like I'm talking to a concrete wall."</span></strong></p>]]></description><wfw:commentRss>http://www.southfloridashomrim.com/news/rss-comments-entry-12510200.xml</wfw:commentRss></item><item><title>Being Jewish</title><dc:creator>David Lewis</dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 14 Aug 2011 14:53:35 +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.southfloridashomrim.com/news/2011/8/14/being-jewish.html</link><guid isPermaLink="false">657511:7663331:12510176</guid><description><![CDATA[<p><strong><strong><span style="font-size: large; color: #004080; font-family: Calibri;"><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: #004080; font-family: Calibri;">As a general principle, Jewish holidays are divided between days on which you must starve and days on which you must overeat. </span></span></strong></strong><span style="font-size: x-small; color: #0000ff; font-family: Calibri;"><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: blue; font-family: Calibri;"><br /></span></span><span style="font-size: large; color: #004080; font-family: Calibri;"><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: #004080; font-family: Calibri;"><br /><br /><strong><strong><span style="font-family: Calibri;"><span style="font-family: Calibri;">Many Jews observe no fewer than 16 fasts throughout the Jewish year, based on the time-honored principle that even if you are sure that you are ritually purified, you definitely aren't. </span></span></strong></strong><strong><span style="font-weight: bold;"><br /><br /><strong><strong><span style="font-family: Calibri;"><span style="font-family: Calibri;">Though there are many feasts and fasts, there are no holidays requiring light snacking.</span></span></strong></strong></span></strong></span></span><span style="font-size: xx-small; color: #0000ff; font-family: Calibri;"><span style="font-size: 7.5pt; color: blue; font-family: Calibri;"><br /></span></span><span style="font-size: large; color: #004080; font-family: Calibri;"><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: #004080; font-family: Calibri;"><br /><strong><strong><span style="font-family: Calibri;"><span style="font-family: Calibri;">Note: Unlike Christians, who simply attend church on special days (e.g. Ash Wednesday), on Jewish holidays most Jews take the whole day off. This is because Jews, for historical and personal reasons, are more stressed out.</span></span></strong></strong></span></span><strong><strong></strong></strong><span style="color: #0000ff; font-family: Arial;"><span style="color: blue; font-family: Arial;"></span></span></p>
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<div class="ecxyiv1674968816MsoNormal" align="center" style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: xx-small; color: #0000ff; font-family: Calibri;"><span style="font-size: 7.5pt; color: blue; font-family: Calibri;"><br /></span></span><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><span style="font-size: large; color: #004080; font-family: Calibri;"><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: #004080; font-family: Calibri;"><br /><strong><strong><span style="font-family: Calibri;"><span style="font-family: Calibri;">The Diet Guide to the Jewish Holidays:</span></span></strong></strong></span></span></span><span style="font-size: xx-small; color: #0000ff; font-family: Calibri;"><span style="font-size: 7.5pt; color: blue; font-family: Calibri;"><br /></span></span><span style="font-size: large; color: #004080; font-family: Calibri;"><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: #004080; font-family: Calibri;"><br /><strong><strong><span style="font-family: Calibri;"><span style="font-family: Calibri;">Rosh Hashanah ------- Feast</span></span></strong></strong><strong><span style="font-weight: bold;"><br /><strong><strong><span style="font-family: Calibri;"><span style="font-family: Calibri;">Tzom Gedalia ----------- Fast</span></span></strong></strong><br /><strong><strong><span style="font-family: Calibri;"><span style="font-family: Calibri;">Yom Kippur -------------- More fasting</span></span></strong></strong><br /><strong><strong><span style="font-family: Calibri;"><span style="font-family: Calibri;">Sukkot -------------------- Feast for a week +</span></span></strong></strong><br /><strong><strong><span style="font-family: Calibri;"><span style="font-family: Calibri;">Hashanah <span id="lw_1313333068_0" class="yshortcuts" style="cursor: hand; border-bottom: #366388 2px dotted;">Rabbah</span> ---- More feasting</span></span></strong></strong><br /><strong><strong><span style="font-family: Calibri;"><span style="font-family: Calibri;">Simchat Torah --------- Keep right on feasting</span></span></strong></strong><br /><strong><strong><span style="font-family: Calibri;"><span style="font-family: Calibri;">Month of Heshvan ----- No feasts or fasts for a whole month. Get a grip onyourself.</span></span></strong></strong><br /><strong><strong><span style="font-family: Calibri;"><span style="font-family: Calibri;">Hanukkah ---------------- Eat potato pancakes</span></span></strong></strong><br /><strong><strong><span style="font-family: Calibri;"><span style="font-family: Calibri;">Tenth of Tevet --------- Do not eat potato pancakes </span></span></strong></strong><br /><strong><strong><span style="font-family: Calibri;"><span style="font-family: Calibri;">Tu B'Shevat ------------ Feast</span></span></strong></strong><br /><strong><strong><span style="font-family: Calibri;"><span style="font-family: Calibri;">Fast of Esther --------- Fast </span></span></strong></strong><br /><strong><strong><span style="font-family: Calibri;"><span style="font-family: Calibri;">Purim --------------------- Eat pastry</span></span></strong></strong><br /><strong><strong><span style="font-family: Calibri;"><span style="font-family: Calibri;">Passover ---------------- Do not eat pastry for a week</span></span></strong></strong><br /><strong><strong><span style="font-family: Calibri;"><span style="font-family: Calibri;">Shavuot ------------------ Dairy feast (cheesecake, blintzes, etc.)</span></span></strong></strong></span></strong></span></span><strong><strong></strong></strong><strong><span style="font-size: xx-small; color: #0000ff; font-family: Calibri;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 7.5pt; color: blue; font-family: Calibri;"><br /></span></span></strong><span style="font-size: large; color: #004080; font-family: Calibri;"><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: #004080; font-family: Calibri;"><br /><strong><strong><span style="font-family: Calibri;"><span style="font-family: Calibri;">17th of Tammuz -------- Fast (definitely no cheesecake or blintzes)</span></span></strong></strong><strong><span style="font-weight: bold;"><br /><strong><strong><span style="font-family: Calibri;"><span style="font-family: Calibri;">Tish B'Av ----------------- Serious fast (don't even think about cheesecake or blintzes)</span></span></strong></strong><br /><strong><strong><span style="font-family: Calibri;"><span style="font-family: Calibri;">Month of Elul ------------ End of cycle. Enroll in Center for Eating Disorders before High Holidays arrive again.</span></span></strong></strong></span></strong></span></span><strong><strong></strong></strong><span style="color: #0000ff; font-family: Arial;"><span style="color: blue; font-family: Arial;"></span></span></div>
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<div class="ecxyiv1674968816MsoNormal" align="center" style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: xx-small; color: #0000ff; font-family: Calibri;"><span style="font-size: 7.5pt; color: blue; font-family: Calibri;"><br /></span></span><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><span style="font-size: large; color: #004080; font-family: Calibri;"><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: #004080; font-family: Calibri;"><br /><strong><strong><span style="font-family: Calibri;"><span style="font-family: Calibri;">There are many forms of Judaism:</span></span></strong></strong></span></span></span><span style="font-size: xx-small; color: #0000ff; font-family: Calibri;"><span style="font-size: 7.5pt; color: blue; font-family: Calibri;"><br /></span></span><span style="font-size: large; color: #004080; font-family: Calibri;"><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: #004080; font-family: Calibri;"><br /><strong><strong><span style="font-family: Calibri;"><span style="font-family: Calibri;">Cardiac Judaism ---------- in my heart I am a Jew.</span></span></strong></strong><strong><span style="font-weight: bold;"><br /><strong><strong><span style="font-family: Calibri;"><span style="font-family: Calibri;">Gastronomic Judaism --- we eat Jewish foods. </span></span></strong></strong><br /><strong><strong><span style="font-family: Calibri;"><span style="font-family: Calibri;">Pocketbook Judaism ----- I give to Jewish causes.</span></span></strong></strong><br /><strong><strong><span style="font-family: Calibri;"><span style="font-family: Calibri;">Drop-off Judaism --------- drop the kids off at Sunday School; go out to breakfast.</span></span></strong></strong><br /><strong><strong><span style="font-family: Calibri;"><span style="font-family: Calibri;">Twice a Year Judaism -- attend service Rosh Hashanah and Yom Kippur.</span></span></strong></strong></span></strong></span></span><span style="font-size: xx-small; color: #0000ff; font-family: Calibri;"><span style="font-size: 7.5pt; color: blue; font-family: Calibri;"><br /></span></span><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><span style="font-size: large; color: #004080; font-family: Calibri;"><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: #004080; font-family: Calibri;"><br /><strong><strong><span style="font-family: Calibri;"><span style="font-family: Calibri;">You know you grew up Jewish when:</span></span></strong></strong></span></span></span><strong><strong></strong></strong><strong><span style="font-size: xx-small; color: #0000ff; font-family: Calibri;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 7.5pt; color: blue; font-family: Calibri;"><br /></span></span></strong><span style="font-size: large; color: #004080; font-family: Calibri;"><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: #004080; font-family: Calibri;"><br /><strong><strong><span style="font-family: Calibri;"><span style="font-family: Calibri;">You did not respond to the teacher calling roll on the first day of school because you thought your name was "Princess".</span></span></strong></strong></span></span><strong><strong></strong></strong><strong><span style="font-size: xx-small; color: #0000ff; font-family: Calibri;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 7.5pt; color: blue; font-family: Calibri;"><br /></span></span></strong><span style="font-size: large; color: #004080; font-family: Calibri;"><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: #004080; font-family: Calibri;"><br /><strong><strong><span style="font-family: Calibri;"><span style="font-family: Calibri;">You've had at least one female relative who drew eyebrows on her face that were always asymmetrical.</span></span></strong></strong><strong><span style="font-weight: bold;"><br /><br /><strong><strong><span style="font-family: Calibri;"><span style="font-family: Calibri;">You spent your entire childhood thinking that everyone calls roast beef "brisket." </span></span></strong></strong><br /><br /><strong><strong><span style="font-family: Calibri;"><span style="font-family: Calibri;">Your family dog responds to complaints uttered in Yiddish.</span></span></strong></strong><br /><br /><strong><strong><span style="font-family: Calibri;"><span style="font-family: Calibri;"><span id="lw_1313333068_1" class="yshortcuts" style="cursor: hand; border-bottom: #366388 2px dotted;">Every Sunday afternoon</span> of your childhood was spent visiting your grandparents.</span></span></strong></strong><br /><br /><strong><strong><span style="font-family: Calibri;"><span style="font-family: Calibri;">You've experienced the phenomena of 50 people fitting into a 10-foot-wide dining room hitting each other with plastic plates &amp; forks trying to get to a deli tray.</span></span></strong></strong><br /><br /><strong><strong><span style="font-family: Calibri;"><span style="font-family: Calibri;">You thought pasta was the stuff used exclusively for kugel and kasha with bowties.</span></span></strong></strong><br /><br /><strong><strong><span style="font-family: Calibri;"><span style="font-family: Calibri;">You watched Lawrence Welk and Ed Sullivan <span id="lw_1313333068_2" class="yshortcuts" style="cursor: hand; border-bottom: #366388 2px dotted;">every Sunday night</span>. </span></span></strong></strong><br /><br /><strong><strong><span style="font-family: Calibri;"><span style="font-family: Calibri;">You were as tall as your grandmother by age seven.</span></span></strong></strong><br /><br /><strong><strong><span style="font-family: Calibri;"><span style="font-family: Calibri;">You never knew anyone whose last name didn't end in one of 6 standard suffixes (-man,-witz, -berg, -stein, -blatt or -baum).</span></span></strong></strong><br /><br /><strong><strong><span style="font-family: Calibri;"><span style="font-family: Calibri;">You grew up and were surprised to find out that wine doesn't always taste like year-old cranberry sauce. </span></span></strong></strong><br /><br /><strong><strong><span style="font-family: Calibri;"><span style="font-family: Calibri;">You can look at gefilte fish without turning green. </span></span></strong></strong></span></strong></span></span><span style="font-size: xx-small; color: #0000ff; font-family: Calibri;"><span style="font-size: 7.5pt; color: blue; font-family: Calibri;"><br /><br /></span></span><span style="font-size: large; color: #004080; font-family: Calibri;"><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: #004080; font-family: Calibri;"><br /><strong><strong><span style="font-family: Calibri;"><span style="font-family: Calibri;">You grew up thinking there was a fish called lox.</span></span></strong></strong></span></span><strong><strong></strong></strong><strong><span style="font-size: xx-small; color: #0000ff; font-family: Calibri;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 7.5pt; color: blue; font-family: Calibri;"><br /></span></span></strong><span style="font-size: large; color: #004080; font-family: Calibri;"><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: #004080; font-family: Calibri;"><br /><strong><strong><span style="font-family: Calibri;"><span style="font-family: Calibri;">You can understand some Yiddish but you can't speak it.</span></span></strong></strong></span></span><strong><strong></strong></strong><strong><span style="font-size: xx-small; color: #0000ff; font-family: Calibri;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 7.5pt; color: blue; font-family: Calibri;"><br /></span></span></strong><span style="font-size: large; color: #004080; font-family: Calibri;"><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: #004080; font-family: Calibri;"><br /><strong><strong><span style="font-family: Calibri;"><span style="font-family: Calibri;">You know how to pronounce numerous Yiddish words and use them correctly in context, yet you don't exactly know what they mean. </span></span></strong></strong><strong><span style="font-weight: bold;"><br /><br /><strong><strong><span style="font-family: Calibri;"><span style="font-family: Calibri;">Is that Kenahurra or is that kaninehurra?.</span></span></strong></strong><br /><br /><strong><strong><span style="font-family: Calibri;"><span style="font-family: Calibri;">You have at least one ancestor who is related to your spouse's ancestor.</span></span></strong></strong></span></strong></span></span><strong><strong></strong></strong><strong><span style="font-size: xx-small; color: #0000ff; font-family: Calibri;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 7.5pt; color: blue; font-family: Calibri;"><br /></span></span></strong><span style="font-size: large; color: #004080; font-family: Calibri;"><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: #004080; font-family: Calibri;"><br /><strong><strong><span style="font-family: Calibri;"><span style="font-family: Calibri;">You grew up thinking it was normal for someone to shout "Are you okay? Are you okay?" through the bathroom door if you were in there for longer than 3 minutes.</span></span></strong></strong><strong><span style="font-weight: bold;"><br /><br /><strong><strong><span style="font-family: Calibri;"><span style="font-family: Calibri;">You have at least six male relatives named Michael or David. </span></span></strong></strong><br /><br /><strong><strong><span style="font-family: Calibri;"><span style="font-family: Calibri;">Your grandparent's furniture smelled like mothballs, was covered in plastic and was as comfortable as sitting on sandpaper.</span></span></strong></strong></span></strong></span></span><strong><strong></strong></strong><span style="color: #0000ff; font-family: Arial;"><span style="color: blue; font-family: Arial;"></span></span></div>
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</div>]]></description><wfw:commentRss>http://www.southfloridashomrim.com/news/rss-comments-entry-12510176.xml</wfw:commentRss></item><item><title>Congratulations to our President!</title><dc:creator>Arik Levy</dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 20 Jul 2011 14:48:46 +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.southfloridashomrim.com/news/2011/7/20/congratulations-to-our-president.html</link><guid isPermaLink="false">657511:7663331:12194680</guid><description><![CDATA[<p>And Mazel Tov to SF Shomrim President Dave Lewis who will be promoted from Deputy/Detective to Sergeant on Monday July 25th at the Broward Center for the Performing Arts at 10AM. &nbsp;Sgt. Lewis will be moving to supervise investigators at the Child Protective Investigative Section at BSO.</p>
<p>If you can make it to support Dave, please do so. &nbsp;Otherwise be sure to punch him in the shoulder (an old military rite after promotion) the next time you see him. &nbsp;Or, just say congrats!</p>]]></description><wfw:commentRss>http://www.southfloridashomrim.com/news/rss-comments-entry-12194680.xml</wfw:commentRss></item><item><title>Going Green</title><dc:creator>David Lewis</dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 08 Jul 2011 12:32:38 +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.southfloridashomrim.com/news/2011/7/8/going-green.html</link><guid isPermaLink="false">657511:7663331:12046432</guid><description><![CDATA[<p class="yiv1468593096MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="color: black; font-family: 'Courier New';" lang="EN-NZ">The store cashier told the older woman that she should bring her own grocery bag because plastic wasn&rsquo;t good for the environment. The woman apologized and explained, "We didn't have the green thing back in my day."</span><span style="color: black; font-family: 'Courier New';" lang="EN-NZ"> </span><span style="color: black; font-family: 'Courier New';" lang="EN-NZ">The clerk responded, "That's our problem today. The former generation did not care enough to save our environment." He was right, that generation didn't have the green thing in their day.</span></span></p>
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<p class="yiv1468593096MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="color: black; font-family: 'Courier New';" lang="EN-NZ">Back then, they returned <span class="yiv1468593096yshortcuts">milk bottles</span>, soda bottles and <span class="yiv1468593096yshortcuts">beer bottles</span> to the store. The store sent them back to the plant to be washed and sterilized and refilled, so it could use the same bottles over and over. So they really were recycled. But they didn't have the green thing back then.</span></span></p>
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<p class="yiv1468593096MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="color: black; font-family: 'Courier New';" lang="EN-NZ">In her day, they walked up stairs, because they didn't have an escalator in every building. They walked to the grocery store and didn't get into a 300-horsepower auto every time they had to go two blocks. They didn't have the green thing.</span></span></p>
<p class="yiv1468593096MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"><span style="color: black; font-family: 'Courier New';" lang="EN-NZ"><br /><span style="font-size: small;">Back then, they washed the baby's diapers because they didn't have disposables. Laundry did dry not in an energy gobbling machine &ndash; it went outdoors on a line, wind and <span class="yiv1468593096yshortcuts">solar power</span> <em>really </em>did the drying. Kids got hand-me-down clothes from their brothers or sisters, not always brand-new garments. But that old lady is right; they didn't have the green thing back in her day.</span></span></p>
<p class="yiv1468593096MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"><span style="color: black; font-family: 'Courier New';" lang="EN-NZ"><br /><span style="font-size: small;">Back then, they had one TV, or radio, in the house - not a TV in every room. And the TV had a small screen the size of a handkerchief, not a screen the size of the Wall. In the kitchen, they blended and stirred by hand because they didn't have<span class="yiv1468593096apple"> </span><span class="yiv1468593096yshortcuts">electric machines</span><span class="yiv1468593096apple"> </span>to do everything. When they packaged a fragile item to send in the mail, wadded up old newspapers cushioned it, not Styrofoam or plastic bubble wrap. Back then, they didn't fire up an engine and burn gas just to cut the lawn. They used a manual push mower. They exercised by working -- no need to go to a health club to run on electrically operated treadmills. But they didn't have the green thing.</span></span></p>
<p class="yiv1468593096MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"><span style="color: black; font-family: 'Courier New';" lang="EN-NZ"><br /><span style="font-size: small;">They drank from a fountain when they were thirsty instead of using a cup or a <span class="yiv1468593096yshortcuts">plastic bottle</span>. They refilled their writing pens with ink instead of buying a new pen, and they replaced the <span class="yiv1468593096yshortcuts">razor blades</span> in a razor instead of throwing away the whole razor just because the blade got dull. But they didn't have the green thing back then.</span></span><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Courier New';" lang="EN-NZ"> </span>&nbsp;</p>
<p class="yiv1468593096MsoBlockText" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"><br />Back then, people took the tram or a bus and kids rode bikes to school or went on the bus. Rooms had one electrical outlet not an entire bank of sockets to power a dozen appliances. And they didn't need a computerized gadget to receive a signal beamed from satellites 2,000 miles out in space in order to find the nearest pizza place.</p>
<p class="yiv1468593096MsoBlockText" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"><br />Those old people should have gone green!</p>
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<p class="yiv1468593096MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"><strong><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><span style="color: black; font-family: 'Courier New';" lang="EN-NZ"><span style="font-size: small;">Being Green -- The New Thing</span></span></span></strong></p>]]></description><wfw:commentRss>http://www.southfloridashomrim.com/news/rss-comments-entry-12046432.xml</wfw:commentRss></item><item><title>Why "sh" Is So Important in Hebrew</title><dc:creator>David Lewis</dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 07 Jul 2011 14:23:01 +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.southfloridashomrim.com/news/2011/7/7/why-sh-is-so-important-in-hebrew.html</link><guid isPermaLink="false">657511:7663331:12034687</guid><description><![CDATA[<p>SH MUCK No need to translate <br />SH NORER Someone who mooches, feeds off others,low life <br />SH LIMAZL Someone who can't do anything right, a klutz <br />SH VANTZ "Tail"- for someone whose annoying, incompetent <br />SH VITZ Sweat, perspire <br />SH MENDRIK Sort of the same as SHLIMAZL <br />SH TUPN ARAIN To stuff (forcefully) l ike over eating <br />SH TARK VI A FERD Strong as a horse <br />SH EINER TUCHES Nice "ass!" <br />SH VARTZE Black <br />SH IKSA Non Jewish female <br />SH AGETZ Non Jewish male <br />SH ANDA Disgrace <br />SH LEMIEL Same as Schlimazel &amp; Shmendrik <br />SH UL Temple, Synagogue <br />SH EP NACHAS Exude abundant joy &amp; pride,e.g.. A child getting married etc. <br />SH ABBOS Shabbat <br />SH ADCHEN Matchmaker <br />SH IKKER A drunk <br />SH BBOS GOY The Goy turning on the lights in Shul <br />SH AYTL Wig, used by orthodox women to cover head <br />SH EHECHEYANU He kept us a live, sustained us <br />SH ALOM Peace <br />SH NOOK A creep <br />SH USH Quiet <br />SH IVA Sit in mourning <br />SH TETEL Small village <br />SH MEER "Rub" as when bribing or spreading butter on bread <br />SH A Silence (I will add SH TILL....) <br />SH MUTZ Dirt <br />SH MATEH Rag <br />SH MEGEGI Same as schlimazel, shmendrik <br />SH TICK DREK "Piece of Sh...t" <br />SH PILKES IN TUCHES Pins in the A...as when being <br />impatient, antsie <br />And that's the gantsa SH MEGILLA</p>]]></description><wfw:commentRss>http://www.southfloridashomrim.com/news/rss-comments-entry-12034687.xml</wfw:commentRss></item></channel></rss>
